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HOW TO STOP ISIS? GIVE THEM A JOINT, A CASE OF BEER AND A HOT CHICK!

Seriously, what’s with these stupid shits? What sane person runs around the desert in 120° weather wearing black suits, beanies and full-face masks? Talk about sweating your ass off! How about their illustrious leader, a total schmuck whose mother probably dropped him on his head when he was born, that tells them that if they die killing innocent men, women and children, they’ll go straight to heaven.  And even better, these dumb fucks are told when they get to heaven, they’ll immediately be blessed with 72 virgins all for themselves. Talk about a pipe dream? These demented assholes rape every female they get the hands on when they take over a village. We normal guys throughout the rest of the world screw anything we can get our hands on that doesn’t have a dick. There are no virgins left anywhere! WTF are they thinking?

There are an estimated 200,000 ISIS  soldiers, so just to accommodate them,  there has to be over 14 million virgins up there in heaven. How in hell do these nitwits think there can be 72 virgins for each one of them? There’s no way there are 14 million virgins in heaven, no matter how ugly they are. I guess any guy that thinks a woman looks sexy walking around wrapped in 10 layers of rags and a bag over her face would believe anything. Don’t they know that when a chick has a bag over her face you’re off for a bad start to begin with?  Can you imagine how bad those women stink when you strip them down?

And what do the ISIS soldiers have to do to get to the 72 virgins?  They have to wear vests loaded with dynamite and blow the shit out of themselves. Those stupid fucks don’t even have any dicks by the time they get to those 72 virgins in the promised land.  Maybe that’s why there are still virgins up there. No dicky, no fuckee!

 

Howard WTF Baer.

16 replies
  1. Olivia
    Olivia says:

    IF this was the case, I feel bad for those virgins who would have their first time with a member of ISIS. What’s the fun in that? NONE.

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  2. Alejandro Pueblo Dominguez Vasquez Jr.
    Alejandro Pueblo Dominguez Vasquez Jr. says:

    Yes, that’s correct… And to only make things worst… when Hitlery Clintoris, the carpet munching harpy from the 3rd level of hades takes the helm, she will unleash a torrent of godlessness and hell upon the face of our nation and the rest of the world challenging ISIS for those virgins. Her administration will usher in a new dark age upon the planet.

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  3. Geoffrey Ingersoll
    Geoffrey Ingersoll says:

    Back in 2013 Kim Jong Un was having a tough time finding virgins, reported South Korean media site the Chosun Ilbo.
    Kim needs virgins for his dance troupes and “pleasure squads,” but growing starvation and poverty compel many women to sell themselves. As a result beer and joint underground parties were formed for the exact reason of pulling in “fresh talent”…. I have been told.

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  4. John Vibes
    John Vibes says:

    At a Credit Suisse conference in West Palm Beach this week, representatives from major defense contractors spoke to their investors about how well business was going in these times of global war. Representatives from top firms like Raytheon, Oshkosh, and Lockheed Martin were in attendance, in somewhat of a celebration of the escalating conflict in the Middle East and Africa.

    Lockheed Martin Executive Vice President Bruce Tanner gave a speech openly praising the “indirect” benefits that defense contractors would see as a result of the war in Syria. A portion of his speech was captured on audio by someone inside and shared widely on the Internet hours after the conference.

    In the audio that was captured, Tanner discussed the many recent troubles in the Middle East, with an escalation of conflict in Syria and Turkey. He pointed out how these conflicts would lead to increased sales for their company.

    Tanner said that the increased conflict would cause “an intangible lift because of the dynamics of that environment and our products in theater.”

    According to the Intercept, during another speech at the conference, Wilson Jones, the president of the defense manufacturer Oshkosh, said that “with the ISIS threat growing, there are more countries interested in buying Oshkosh-made M-ATV armored vehicles.”

    Raytheon Chief Executive Tom Kennedy also joined in the informal celebration, saying that his company was seeing “a significant uptick for defense solutions across the board in multiple countries in the Middle East.”

    “It’s all the turmoil they have going on, whether the turmoil’s occurring in Yemen, whether it’s with the Houthis, whether it’s occurring in Syria or Iraq, with ISIS,” Kennedy added.

    In addition to the growing wars, the contractors also celebrated the fact that the defense sector was recently granted a $607 billion budget by the government.

    “Our programs are well supported [in the budget]. We think we did fare very well,” Tanner concluded.

    A recent report by journalist Glenn Greenwald pointed out stock prices for weapons manufacturers sharply increased just after the terrorist attacks in Paris last month. Greenwald was following the tip of Brooklyn journalist Aaron Cantú, who posted screenshots for the recent stock performances of major weapons contractors on his Twitter page.

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    • Howard Baer
      Howard Baer says:

      No matter what happens, good or bad in this world, someone is going to figure out how to make money from it. And they’d better do it fast. Once Obama mama is out of office and Trump or Cruz get in, the middle east is history. I loved this quote from Cruz today, suggesting what will happen to ISIS if he gets in office. He said, “I don’t know if sand can glow in the dark, but we’re going to find out.” Love that statement. 🙂

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  5. Sophie McAdam
    Sophie McAdam says:

    Wow…it’s like a real-life Game of Thrones and this blog is WTF.

    Continue and watch this Video and Read on:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQuceU3x2Ww.

    This video should make us all think twice about who is the world’s biggest bad guy
    This short video showing Vladimir Putin answering a question on ISIS from a US journalist was filmed at the Valdai International Discussion Club in late 2014. While millions of patriotic Americans still believe the simple narrative of ‘Russia is bad, USA is good’, Putin’s explosive comments blow that mindset right out of the water- and they also clearly explain why the Russian President has just decided to send in his military to support Assad’s fight against the Islamic State. After telling the audience that (unlike Obama’s view of him) he does not consider the USA a threat to Russia, Putin begins responding to a question about the ISIS problem.

    The President begins: “Well who on earth armed them? Who armed the Syrians who were fighting with Assad? Who created the necessary political climate that facilitated this situation? Who pushed for the delivery of arms to the region?”

    Yes, you guessed it: he’s talking about the USA. Putin continues:
    “Do you really not understand who is fighting in Syria? They are mercenaries, mostly. Do you understand they are paid money? Mercenaries fight for whichever side pays more. So they arm them and pay them a certain amount. I even know what these amounts are.” He explains how this insane foreign policy has backfired on the United States: the mercenaries don’t give back the arms, and when they find out they can earn more money fighting for ISIS, they swap sides- taking the USA’s weapons with them, and occupying the oil fields.But who is buying the oil from these terrorists, Putin asks, and why are sanctions not applied to those who purchase it?

    “Do you think the USA doesn’t know who is buying the oil?” Putin asks his audience defiantly. “Is it not their allies that are buying oil from ISIS?” Putin then points out that the USA certainly has the power to persuade their allies to stop buying oil from the mercenaries who have deflected to the Islamic State. But, he suggests (here’s where it gets interesting) “they do not wish to influence them.”

    Putin claims that in those areas of Syria where ISIS are extracting oil and paying mercenaries great rates of pay, more and more Syrian ‘rebels’ (anti-Assad fighters who were supposed to be on our side) are joining the Islamic State. “So you support them, arm them, and tomorrow they join ISIS. Can they not think a step ahead?” he says scathingly about US foreign policy. “I consider this absolutely unprofessional politics. We must support civilized, democratic opposition in Syria. We don’t stand for this kind of politics of the USA. We think it is wrong.”

    If this is true- and concrete evidence suggests it is- Putin’s tirade is very difficult to argue with. Sure, the Russian President has a hell of a lot to answer for, but who is the real terrorist in this situation? Could it be that the USA was also behind the Ukrainian coup all along, supported by its minions in the corporate press who sought to lay the blame on Russia’s doorstep? After all, it was Putin, not Obama, who extended an olive branch to the American people by writing an op-ed in the New York Times in 2013 calling for peace and co-operation between the two powers.

    Putin’s comments back up what many have been saying about ISIS and its strong connection to the USA since the start of this crisis. Please share this video to raise awareness of which war-mongering superpower is really to blame for the majority of the misery in this world. You might also like to check out Putin’s United Nations meeting speech late last month, where he talks more about these themes and asks the USA and its allies with reference to Syria: “Now do you realize what you have done?”

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    • Howard Baer
      Howard Baer says:

      WTF is your problem? Nobody mentioned Putin, Turkey, who’s right, wrong or anything you’re mouthing off about. Nobody reading this blog gives a shit. If you’re so hell bent that the US and its allies are causing all the problems and your in love with Saint Putin, put a bullet in your fucking head and maybe you’ll go to heaven and be one of the 72 Virgins waiting for the ISIS fighters to arrive. Maybe you’ll get lucky and meet Putin on the way, although he’s got pretty good taste in women so I doubt you’d be on his menu. The problem in this world is its loaded with psychopaths that think they know more about whats going on than the government does.This site is for fun and laughs, not your fucked up political views. Lighten up, bitch!

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  6. bambi
    bambi says:

    isis are all drugged up on – Meth or goey go go, crank whatever ya wanna call it it takes away true emotions and near the end our souls , similar to the Nazi’s given the same speed type of drugs for the whole of Germany first and then just the soliders inturn making them addicted to meth without any emotions etc, – and why the barbaric brutality of mass murder didn’t seem a big deal to most of them following orders from a junkie named adolf hilter, – a barbiturate / meth head himself. – a joint wouldn’t help much until there supply is stopped ” – india china make cheap precursors for the world to make the meth and I bet its coming from there about’s, – or perhaps howard can drop a huge bomb of NORDLE on isis so they can cross addict to hash or cannabis yes }
    The name nordle was used as a code word I’m sure howard can recall well in the long ago time..

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