CHINESE BILLIONAIRE OFFERS $180 MILLION TO ANYONE THAT CAN CHANGE HIS LESBIAN DAUGHTER TO STRAIGHT. I’M GOING TO SACRIFICE AND OFFER MY DICK AS A SOLUTION.

chinese guy and daughter

I’m sure you’ve already heard about The Hong Kong billionaire with the drop dead gorgeous daughter who’s a lesbian.  Daddy dearest has offered 180 million to the guy who can get in her pants and get her to go straight.  As you can see by the picture, she’s smoking hot.

I have the solution. If this girl was smart she’d just marry me. We could get 180 million from daddy, I don’t have many years to go, so she would inherit all that money when I kick. And as a bonus to her while she was with me, she could have all the girls in bed with us that she wanted. I’d be happy to watch and offer any part of me that made them all happy. And if she wanted some male sex in between,  I could be there to service her.

For $180 million we could have a house full of maids, gardeners,  pool people, massage girls and every type of female labor you could think of all over the house.  Yes, I would sacrifice again and let her do that.  How convenient would that be for her? Lesbians, straight, bi, whatever she wanted she could have and as many as she wanted. All she needs is one little guy, like me, that she can say is her husband that she went straight with. Its really that easy, don’t you think?

OK, so now you all think I’m whoring myself out. Hell yes, I’d do that do in a heartbeat for $180 million. Quite frankly, for 180 million, I’d even consider fucking the old man.  🙂 (I can’t even imagine the comments I’ll get on this one.)

Howard R. Baer – the lesbian buster!

6 replies
  1. Alex
    Alex says:

    Fucking the old man for $180m is bad but I think the reward should have been offered up for a guy to marry that horrible looking she/male that the daughter grinds on every night. With the daughter being that hot, what the hell is she doing with that dude ette?

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    • Howard Baer
      Howard Baer says:

      The “dude ette” doesn’t have a “dick ette”, which is what the “les bette” apparently doesn’t care for. So some guy with a big “dick ette” has to get the “les bette” to like the big “dick ette” so she won’t do the “dude ette” anymore. Then the guy with the big “dick ette” gets daddy dearest’s $180 million and lives happly ever after with his new “les bette.” FUCK ETTE! What guy with a any “dick ette” every got married and lived happily ever after?

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