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THE REAL FAKE NEWS!

Welcome back to WTF. I haven’t written for a while and I’m gonna tell you why. These days, before you can write an article about the news the news changes. I can start writing a story and before I finish it there’s another update about the topic contradicting what the first article said. We have […]

AMERICA IS COMING TO AND END UNLESS THE REAL UNITED STATES CITIZENS STAND UP AND GET IT BACK TOGETHER. OUTSIDERS, IMMIGRANTS, ANTI-AMERICAN AMERICANS ARE TRYING TO CHANGE THE AMERICAN WAY OF LIFE AND THEY WILL SUCCEED IF WE DON’T PUSH BACK NOW.

The people I’m talking about are the non-American people attempting to stop our children from saying One Nation under God. The ones that are teaching our children every radical religion in the world, totally against what their parents teach them. The teachers and professors that are teaching what they personally believe and not what is […]

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PUSSY BALL HAS REPLACED PRO FOOTBALL. THEY SHOULD ALL BE WEARING BRAS AND PANTIES, NOT HELMETS AND JOCK STRAPS. FOOTBALL IS JUST NOT THE SAME TOUGH GAME IT USED TO BE.

Football just isn’t the same. I was watching the Browns, Bengals game a few weeks back and one of the Browns tackled one of the Bengals. The tackler got up in the other guys face, gave him some shit and walked away. Yellow flags all over the field and a 15 yard penalty. It’s pussy […]

CHINESE BILLIONAIRE OFFERS $180 MILLION TO ANYONE THAT CAN CHANGE HIS LESBIAN DAUGHTER TO STRAIGHT. I’M GOING TO SACRIFICE AND OFFER MY DICK AS A SOLUTION.

I’m sure you’ve already heard about The Hong Kong billionaire with the drop dead gorgeous daughter who’s a lesbian.  Daddy dearest has offered 180 million to the guy who can get in her pants and get her to go straight.  As you can see by the picture, she’s smoking hot. I have the solution. If […]